I think you might be adopted.
You’re right. I’m too awesome for this family.

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You need to apologize to the universe.
Quick question. Would it be cool if I just scooped your eyeballs out with a spoon? Just real quick.
Are you insane?

(Source: maisiegarland)
king-sebastian replied to your post: ur the only 1 i wud go str8 4
shUUUTTUPPPP
fight me annie fight me
Thank you. I know.

(Source: maisiegarland)
u dont even go here anymore???
I feel the need to apologize for your existence.
I don’t.. how do you say, care?

(Source: maisiegarland)