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I want.

To poop here.

Too tired to function.

davisdarling:

But…but… God, you’re so mean. Fine, take advantage of your naive baby sister. See if I care.

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I’m awesome. Not mean. Okay, I will. 

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Too tired to function.

davisdarling:

I honestly hate you forever, and I definitely mean it this time.

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You’re a liar and you’re also not good at convincing people to do things. You wouldn’t have to hate your awesome sister if you would just give me twenty bucks to go upstairs.

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remember how i made the garland parents leonardo decaprio and kate winslet and named them jack and rose and also made jacks middle name daniel so his name was jack daniel ya me too

http://maisiegarland.tumblr.com/f

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Too tired to function.

davisdarling:

Seriously?

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Okay, you’re funny, and I don’t want you hanging out down here because then you’ll totally outshine me and he won’t like me anymore, or something. I don’t know. Do it or I kill Loca.

That’s better. But you just threatened to kill a cat. You’re not helping yourself right now.

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Too tired to function.

davisdarling:

Okay, here’s the thing. There’s going to be a boy here. Like, to hang out with me. And I don’t want you to scare him away with your crazy cat lady talk or your ‘jokes.’

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There is so much wrong with what you just said. First, I’m not a crazy cat lady. I just enjoy cats. It’s not my fault you don’t like them. Second, my jokes are hilarious and just for those comments I don’t think i’m going to go upstairs. I am going to meet said boy and we will have a movie night in which I will sit inbetween the both of you.

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Too tired to function.

davisdarling:

Okay, well at least go to your room and please don’t come downstairs and do embarrassing things as you are wont to do.

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You’re really mean when it’s late. I think you should go to bed.

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if you scroll down the trippy gifs tag

its the same eye gif over and over

and then theres one of a big black lady twerking in front of a guy in like space gear or s/t and the whole house is bouncing

then theres more of the eye

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Too tired to function.

davisdarling:

Do it. You know you want to. You are getting very sleepy…

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I am going to have mom disown you.

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Too tired to function.

Too stubborn to sleep.

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